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jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

35768 Apr 23rd

ahmylegs:

kanrose:

literally-morgan:

cyberfricking:

communistbakery:

it’s fun to stay at the

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much of the ocean is still unexplored

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3172 Apr 23rd

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

209367 Apr 23rd

johnstached:

"you are not haunted by the gay bars, Doctor Watson. You miss it"

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officialunitedstates:

great thanks

8644 Apr 23rd

wackyshenanigans:

bizarrejelly5:

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

who the fuck talks like this?

Terminally ill teenagers who cope with their almost-unbearable fear of death by being pretentious. Which is probably not the worst possible way to handle terminal cancer.

81227 Apr 23rd